Smoking Dogs

Follow my regular postings on Instagram about my fifteen-year obsession that has taken me through museums, libraries, historical societies, church bazaars, flea markets, yard sales, friends’ attics, online—anywhere I might find clues about a cultural anomaly—Smoking Dogs. These images are historical documentation that should be considered in their own time, and not by today’s standards concerning tobacco and animal rights.

 

I found this smoking dog in 2005 in an old family album.

Photographer L.W. Clark, New Albin, Iowa

Six months later, I discovered another one at a flea market.

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And so my search began. I found male smoking dogs and female dogs.

Photographer F.J. Janson, 720 3rd Street, Milwaukee

Sometimes even puppies were included in this quirky aspect of our culture.

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Many smoking dogs were photographed in formal studios.

Photographer Schoonmaker, 282 River St, Troy, NY

Some smoking dogs just like to hang out with the guys.

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Smoking dogs were regarded as friends.

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Clearly, this dog was a trusted member of the family.

Photographer Ernst Pollmann, Hulsstr 19

Maybe people think that their dogs look like them.

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Humans like to show a funny side to their dogs.

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Sometimes, we project images of how we would like to be perceived.

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Maybe a pipe and fur coat were de rigueur in the mid-1800s.

Photographer Rembrandt, 1364 B’way, NY

Queen Victoria’s dog, Spot, has a puff with Nobel III in 1883.

The Royal Collection Enterprises, Ltd.

Every boy needs a dog.

Photographer Freeland

Sometimes, after a long day, a comfortable chair and a pipe are all a dog needs.

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Bulldogs and pipes—a natural combination

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Two dogs frequented the streets near the restaurant Au Chien Qui Fume in Pairs in the 1920’s.

J. Russell & Sons, 65 E. St., Chichester (Photographers of the Royal Family)

If only Arnold Rothstein had a smoking dog, he might have survived “Boardwalk Empire.”

Filley, New Haven, Conn.

Bakelite brooch, circa 1930

Photo subjects often held objects or wore clothing that represented their characters. Notice that the dog is not wearing a hat.

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A pipe-smoking dog advertised the Barkmahn tobacco company in the early 1900s.

Deputy Lustig von Kleiststeg

Photographer Fleischmann

“Harry, a champion Rat and Rabbiter, also a spendid Swimmer.” Owner Thos. Topping, Shildon.

Smithson Photo

1920’s silent film actor, Jack Holt and an unidentified smoking dog, advertised a Spanish confection, Eduardo Pi Chocolate. Holt also inspired the original image for the Dick Tracey comic strip.

“Sugar lived a long and happy life on a farm in rural Iowa. To my knowledge, no one in the family ever enjoyed a pipe as much as Sugar did.” Mel White

Photographer Thomas C. White, C. 1948

Smoking Boomer, a celebrity in Harlowton, MT, greeted passengers at the railroad station in the 1940s.

Postcard

Since 1889, 18 bulldogs, all named Handsome Dan, have served as Yale University mascots.

Lotte Lorring, a German actress and singer in the 1920s, posed for a Sultan cigarette ad.

Photographer Harlip, Berlin

Marius was part of a traveling circus in Neuilly of Paris, France in the mid 1900s.

Photo by Studio Chanzy

A part of the community, this dog greets customers in front of the neighborhood barbershop.

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This photo was taken in a Woolworth’s photo booth in the 1950s.

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Dogs, often mutts, offered companionship during wartime. Written on back: “‘Dutch’ Kolher, B Troop, horse shoer and his dog ‘Grouch’.”

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Toothpick holders were popular dinner table items from the late 1800s to the early 1900s, until Victorian etiquette frowned on dislodging food particles in public.

A smoking dog reveals as much of the man’s personality as the bowler hat, riding crop, and cravat.

Photographer, Tunbridge Wells, England

How did the photographer manage to keep this dog still, let alone with a pipe in his mouth?

Photographer, A.H. Leach, Brighouse of Yorkshire, England

This tintype dates to the mid-1800s and cost between $.25 and $2.50 at the time.

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Some smoking dogs appear to drive — cars, trucks, wagons, boats…

Aldo: 1905

A slice of life in rural America in the early 1900s.

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A Scottish tobacco manufacturer chose lines from Robert Burns’ poem, “The Twa Dogs,” for its logo, circa 1910. Poetry, smoking dogs, tobacco… a natural combination!

Thomson & Porteous, Ltd Tobacco Manufacturers, Edinburgh

Possibly a train station manager posing with his “assistant.”

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Presents under a tinsel-laden tree, grandma, and a smoking dog… Merry Christmas!

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It’s a wonder that this tintype survived decades of decay.

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In 1916 the French government created the South African Labour Corps— 25,000 South African manual laborers to work the front lines of coastal France during WWI.

The Victoria Photographic Co, 61, Victoria Road, Woodstock

Author Eudora Welty once said, “A good snapshot stops a moment from running away.”

St. Pauli Pier, Hamburg, Germany, 3/10/54

Harry Rountree, famous for his depictions of Aesop’s Fables, Beer Rabbit, and Alice in Wonderland wrote and illustrated his poem, “Life in the Old Dog Yet.”

Sketch magazine, “The Graphic Christmas Number,” 1919

The subject matter of greeting cards was often aimed at children.

Unidentified hand-painted Christmas card

How about this for a marketing scheme? This smoking dog added product recognition for the consumer, and a paper doll for children.

“Beans” Bos’n’s Mate, U.S.S. Vicksburg

Formal studio portraits were meant to be passed down through generations. Many of them were lost or forgotten, such as this one, which was found in a box of miscellaneous paper.

J.E. Fidler. Shamokin, Pa, mid-1800s

“No household could be deemed complete unless a good stock of cigars was ready at hand .”Rev. S.W. Bailey, New York Times, Feb. 15, 1886

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Please help identify this photo. Medals are placed in front of the smoking dog along with an illegible document.

F. Shettle, St. Margaret St., Bradford-on-Avon

Please help identify the date, nationality, and military branch of these soldiers with their smoking dog and non-smoking cat.

R. Guilleminot, Paris

Like Toad in The Wind in the Willows, this smoking dog, “as if in a dream he found himself, somehow, seated in the driver’s seat.”

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There was a time, it seems, that a dog smoking a pipe needed no explanation anymore than a woman wearing a hat.

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What’s better than a Sunday drive with your smoking dog? Oddly, this gentleman resembles my Uncle Bud.

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Written on back: Good luck Tom—hope you have lots of luck in 1934. Jim

Bushnell

According to Rene Magritte, “Ceci n’est pas une pipe.”

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Nothing says “Happy Birthday” like a pipe-smoking dog!

Rotary Photo, Rajar Bromide Card

Maybe this smoking dog is waiting for happy hour.

Pressefoto, Klaus Kindermann

“The use of tobacco begot the virtues of patience and forbearance, and a promoter of domestic happiness.” Rev. S.W. Bailey, New York Times, Feb. 15, 1886

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If you are a pipe-smoking children’s book author, then you are in good company with A.A. Milne and Dr. Seuss.

Orlo Photographer, New York

I’m just going to take a quick spin around Mykonos before anyone notices that I stole their boat.

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It’s easy to imagine a country outing in the motorcar with the family. It is not so easy to understand why the dog is smoking.

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“I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.” Albert Einstein

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Pipes are about reflection, elbow patches, and scholarly behavior.

Adams & Stilliard, Southampton

Apparently, smoking dogs like to go on road trips.

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This smoking dog appears to be as cherished as other family members.

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Asta, Jr. succeeded his famous father in “The Thin Man Goes Home,” 1944 and “Song of the Thin Man,” 1947. He co-stared with Myrna Loy and William Powell.

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Taken one year after the end of WWI, soldiers pose with a smoking dog in Mulhouse, France, which had been liberated from Germany.

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The Bulldog Cafe, built in 1920 in Los Angeles, was a drive-in restaurant known for its “good eats,” such as tamales and malted milk. It no longer exists, but remains an important part of the Smoking Dog sub-culture.

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'“Men who had hitherto concerned themselves with the narrow things of home put a pipe in their mouths and became philosophers.” James Barrie

Gustav Muller, Fotogr. Atelier, Babenhausen, n.d. Bahnhof

With each smoking dog photograph that has surfaced during my 15-year odyssey, I’ve always asked the same question: Why are they smoking?

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Leonardo Da Vinci created a life-size mechanical lion in the early 16th century. The lion could walk and open its chest to reveal a cluster of lilies. Probably German, this wind-up smoking dog with mohair fur and a wooden pipe was no doubt wondrous to a child in the 1950s.

This tin sign was inspired by Goodwin & Company’s Old Judge Tobacco and Dog’s Head Cigarettes. The manufacturer is best remembered for its baseball trading cards from 1887 - 1890.

Mr. MacPooch, a battery operated tin toy, dates to the mid-1900s. He walks, his arms move, and his pipe lights up.

The San Company, Japan

Pipe aficionados, please identify this pipe and why the spaniel is smoking it!

Identified as Papa Fritz

In 1880, a French comic opera, “La Mascotte,” featured a farm girl who had the power to bring good luck to everyone who knew her—as long as she remained a virgin. Today, mascots represent universities, fraternities, and sports teams, but virginity is no longer a prerequisite.

English Bulldog with unidentified fraternity

Giveaway! What is the origin of smoking dogs? The first 5 plausible responses will win a Smoking Dogs pen.

Gales’ Studios Ltd., 27 Clumber St., Nottingham

Is there a nicer feeling than being in a room full of people and the dog chooses to sit next to you? I think not.

Enlightened Consciousness, Pinterest. Photo unidentified

Tugboat captain of the Commodore and his dog, who frequently joined him at work. Please help with any additional information.

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“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

Will Rogers

George Bernard Shaw said, “If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman’s pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.” It seems that George underestimated his canine friends.

People have a long history of anthropomorphizing animals —giving them human characteristics.

Great Grandpa Coleman

Penny arcades lined seaside boardwalks in the early 20th century. Ask the coin-operated Wizard Fortune Teller a question, and it dispensed a card, often with an unusual prediction.

1935 Exhibit Supply Company, Chicago

Summer vacation, 1963. I remember a rest stop off the Massachusetts Turnpike, and a vending machine that dispensed toothbrushes, toothpaste, and miniature sewing kits. More importantly, it contained a little plastic dachshund with tiny cigarettes. When they were lit, as if by magic, the little dog blew perfect smoke rings.

The quintessentially English puppet show, Punch and Judy, dates to 1795. At least until the early 1900s, Tobey the Dog was the only live character and his role included biting Punch’s nose and smoking a pipe.

Postcard from 1931

“Professor” Harry Roselle oversaw entertainment, such as vaudeville acts and masquerade balls at the Ocean Pier in Wildwood, NJ in the early 1900s. His dog, Beans, performed tricks and often walked along the pier with a pipe in his mouth.

Copyright 1906, Wildwood Postcard Co.

This smoking dogs seems incidental to the gentleman with an extremely long beard!

O.B. Smith, Photographer

Dogs have accompanied military personnel at home and abroad, on battleships, in aircraft, and on land during wartime and peacetime.

Laddie II, Navy mascot, troop unidentified

Photographs of smoking dogs show a peculiar mix of art, history, and popular culture.

T.W. Myllar, Photographer

Exposure time for tintype images, such as this one, ranged between 15 and 30 seconds—a long time for a dog to sit still, especially while holding a pipe!

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Two smoking dachshunds wearing German caps and a non-smoking cat in-between. Text illegible. Any thoughts?

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I’ve yet to discover a written explanation for smoking dogs, but photos have captured our love for them: Granny & her Sweetheart. Born Jan 7, 1815. Still hale & hearty.

E. Oswald Parkin, Grosvenor Studio, Sheffield

Caption this.

Written on back: Uncle Jim

No matter the pedigree—a descendant of royal lineage or the offspring of indeterminate background—images of smoking dogs on this site come from around the world.

E.M. Lindner, Vienna, Austria

If John Cleese were an animal, he might choose to be this guy and apply for a position with the Ministry of Silly Walks.

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I don’t believe we own our dogs. They are their own beings that share human characteristics such as intelligence, affection, humor, and courage. These traits cover the spectrum from high to low in both species. This little spaniel appears to be his own dog.

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Keep moving’, moving’, moving’/ Though they’re disapprovin’/ Keep them doggies moving’ Rawhide!/ Set ‘em out, ride ‘em in/ Ride ‘em in, let ‘em out/ Cut ‘em out, ride ‘em in Rawhiiiiiide! (With apologies to Clint Eastwood)

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Chief Sunny Sky, aka Charles W. Wolf, performed stereotypical war dances on the carnival circuit in the 1940s. Reputed to be a Navaho Indian Chief, he sold souvenir postcards featuring his smoking dog, and promoted his nationwide “Crusade for Peace for the Benefit of Mankind.”

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Jantzen was famous for swimsuits that “inspire romantic ideas about you.” The woman is wearing “Amourette” and the man’s suit is made of “latex-powered sharkskin.” The smoking dog invites you to use your imagination.

Jantzen advertisement, 1949

This is a story of a puppy that lived on a farm. He became bored with the children, and, as he grew older, amused himself by terrorizing the livestock. The farmer gave him away to a brewing factory where he was trained as a ratter. In the evenings, his kindly owner taught him “the accomplishments of good society.”

The Graphic magazine, April 11, 1891

Dick, USS James E. Kyes mascot. Stamped on back: “No objection to publication on grounds of national security, 24 June 1953. Department of Defense”

A dog named Pete co-starred in a tv series in the mid-1900s, “The Little Rascals.” For his smoking scenes, Pete stood in profile allowing his trainer to blow smoke through a rubber tube attached to his side. He often posed for souvenir photographs on the Atlantic City pier.

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“Duke, a canine lifeguard in [city name illegible], Oregon, is trained to grab one end of a rope that is attached to the shore, and swim to someone in distress.”

New York Times, March 31, 1936

Freebies, such as this calendar, are one way to promote products or services. This scotty not only gave advice about saving money, but also became an endearing symbol for the bank.

Printed by the This. D. Murphy Co, Red Oak Iowa

Buster, the mascot for a men’s store in Skowhegan, Maine, promoted “up-to-date” clothing in the early 1900s. I guess “vintage” wasn’t popular at the time.

Advertisement, J.A, Morrissette Clothier

Even the French had to endure wartime rations. Spam Bourguignon, anyone?

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does.” Christopher Morley

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“The pipe is born of clay terrestrial,

Of this I am as well conceived,

And often cracks within my hand:

My destiny is much the same.”

Excerpt from J.S. Bach’s Aria, “So oft ic Meine Tabakspfeife”

“There’s something charming about pipe smoking—an appealingly retro air of reflection and relaxation, a uniquely masculine mystique that’s somehow large enough to include tweedy professors and Maine hunting guides, detectives and novelists, Santa Clause and Gen. MacArthur, Albert Einstein and Popeye the Sailor Man.”

Peter Carlson, June 19, 2005, The Washington Post

According to a Harvard University study, “Six Degrees of Separation,” everybody in the world is connected by six (or fewer) people. This has been proven by Kevin Bacon, so it must be true. 

If children’s dishes could talk, they might tell us about a world where families live in shoes and geese lay golden eggs. This plate is part of a Victorian series created to entertain children with pictures, the alphabet, nursery rhymes, and to encourage them to eat food that they might otherwise reject emphatically.

Made in Germany, 34.

“I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me than from kissing dogs.” Barbara Woodhouse

Latvia, 1947

“If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.” Charles Yu

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Winston Churchill was often characterized as a bulldog because of his reputed resemblance, as well as his tenacity. During his lifetime, Churchill owned many pets, but his favorite was a poodle named Rufus.

“No woman should marry a teetotaler, or a man who does not smoke.” Robert Louis Stevenson

Lynette, circa 1930

“A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise.” Edward Bulwer-Lytton

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“On the one hand, I want to go off and live in the desert with my dog and sculpt things out of adobe.” Tom Ford

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“Dogs never bit me. Just humans.” Marilyn Monroe

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Illustrator Norman Rockwell, best known for his idealized images of American culture, occasionally drew his dog, Butch, next to his signature.

According to the Omaha Daily Bee in 1913, the “Regular Guy Association of Omaha” celebrated their first anniversary at the Carlton Hotel, where Babe and Grifter were frequent visitors.

This original French watercolor and ink painting was attached to a postcard, and conveyed the message that “all is well.”

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“I had rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.” Samuel Johnson

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“Smoking is properly an intellectual exercise. It calls forth the choicest qualities of mind and soul.” Christopher Morley, Shandygaff

Britton & Sons, Barnstaple

Charles Vandyk had been granted Queen Victoria’s Royal Warrant. A stamp with the reigning monarch’s royal crest of approval recognized the highest standard of excellence. Only Royal Warrant holders were (and still are) allowed to display the Royal Coat of Arms imprint.

C. Vandyk, London

“Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place with curators in museums. Others we take for walks.” Roger A. Caras

J. Delton, Photographie Hippique, 83, Avenue de l’Imperatrice, 83

“A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” Helen Thomson

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The Queen’s Hotel in Barrie, Ontario, opened in 1850. One of the few brick buildings in the area, it survived the Great Fire of 1875. Presumably, this dog had nothing to do with it.

WWII propaganda posters warned that “Loose Lips Sink Ships”—advising Americans to avoid careless talk that might undermine the war effort. On the back of this photo, a soldier wrote, “Mom, I’ll let you know what town I’m at this way. In signing off a letter I’ll do Johnnie and then the first two initials of a town. Say it was Paris. I’ll put PA after my name. After the first letter RI and after the next one then S so you’ll be able to tell where I’m at. Okay.

JRIOSNNIEPA

“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.” Orhan Pamuk

Fanny Moodie, Illustrator, Photogravure

“A dog is not ‘almost human,’ and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.”

John Holmes, author of The Politics of Humanity: The Reality of Relief Aid

“Many of us treat our pipes as revered objects that deserve special treatment. For example, every time someone knocks a pipe on a hard object, I cringe. We display our pipes with pride. We polish our pipes with loving care. In short, we care for our pipes as sacred objects not to be tossed around. We show them respect.” Dr. Michael Garr, Blue Room Briars

One company admonished that if you insist on boiling, scalding, and scrubbing your clothes vigorously with soap of a “common character,” then don’t use Day’s Soap. You should change with times because “Improvement is the watch word of civilization.”

Day & Frick, Howard St., Philad’a, Pa.

This holiday postcard shows that tobacco was very much a part of mid-century culture. According to then actor Ronald Reagan, “I’m sending Chesterfields to all my friends. That’s the merriest Christmas any smoker can have.”

Advertisement in “Life Magazine,” circa 1948

Pipe smokers are often intellectuals—reserved, content, and live in an ambient world of their own. They observe without judgment, and sometimes they radiate an air of a dark, atmospheric library.

Thanks to carrlytt for this most excellent Smoking Dog.

Postcard dated 1903

This snapshot from Croatia shows a family outing, possibly in front of the Sastavci Falls In the Plitvice Lakes National Park.

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The Austro-Hungarian Navy warship, Helgoland, saw battle during WWI. The crew included 42 officers, 1,027 enlisted men, and an honorary canine boatswain.

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My identity has been lost. Please give me a name.Unidentified

My identity has been lost. Please give me a name.

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In 1949, a traveling carnival featured Frankenstein’s Double, the Man with the Revolving Head, and Frisco the Acrobatic Wonder Dog, who could walk on his hind legs while carrying an umbrella and smoking a pipe.

A pup named “Fedahla” entertains soldier Tom Crittenden at the US Naval Air Station in Port Lyautey, Morocco, circa 1942.

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“My little dog—a heartbeat at my feet.” Edith Wharton

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I’ve never known a dog named Glen Alva, but I know Jameson, Bailey, and Captain Morgan.

Glen Alva Whisky advertisement

Will Rannells sold his paintings to pay for his Cincinnati Art Academy tuition. His portraits of shelter dogs appeared on magazine covers and book illustrations, and as a result, increased Humane Society awareness and adoptions.“An Old Sea Dog,” Wil…

Will Rannells sold his paintings to pay for his Cincinnati Art Academy tuition. His portraits of shelter dogs appeared on magazine covers and book illustrations, and as a result, increased Humane Society awareness and adoptions.

“An Old Sea Dog,” Will Rannells, Life magazine, September 3, 1925

Camel Cigarettes ran a full-page ad titled, “Doctor of Medicine… and Morale,” which promoted health through nostalgia during WWII: “The medical man in the service today is a fighting man through and through, except he fights without a gun. He’s a trusted friend to every fighting man… He well knows the comfort and cheer there is in a few moments’ relaxation with a good cigarette.”

Saturday Evening Post, 1944

During WWI, Germany had 30,000 dogs trained in official War Dog schools. They were taught to be messengers, protectors, and even companions. Red Cross dogs, also called “merry dogs,” carried medical packs to wounded soldiers who could possibly treat themselves.

A Medical Sergeant with his loyal companion. Postcard dated September 10, 1916

I’m really baffled by this photo. Are these men land surveyors? Any ideas out there?

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“The modest virgin, the prudent wife, and the careful matron are much more serviceable in life than petticoated philosophers and blustering heroins”—profound words from author Isabella Mary Beeton. In her best-seller, The Book of Household Management, published in 1861, her recipe for ginger beer set the standard during the Victorian era.

E.P. Shaw ginger beer bottle with smoking dog logo

Sometimes, I think I need a spare heart to feel all the things I feel.” Sanober Kahn

Glass slide, early 20th century

“Achieving the summit of a mountain was tangible, immutable, concrete. The incumbent hazards lent the activity a seriousness of purpose that was sorely missing from the rest of my life. I thrilled in the fresh perspective that came from tipping the ordinary plane of existence on end.” Jon Krakauer, Into Thin Air

Tuck and Skiers, Sun Valley, Idaho, Jan. 1948

Could this have been the first smoking dog? The bizarre little nursery rhyme, “Old Mother Hubbard,” was published in 1805. Its origins are a bit sketchy, but the fourth stanza clearly notes the dog’s behavior:

“She went to the butcher’s

To buy him some tripe;

And when she came back,

He was smoking his pipe.”

Glass slide, late 19th century

Who doesn’t enjoy wearing a Fez? The Shriners adopted the cylindrical hat as their official headgear in 1872, but it entered popular culture at the turn of the 20th century. The luxurious smoking jacket, pipe, and Fez became part of the exotic, romantic Oriental fashion scene that hit the Western world—represented by this little specter figurine.

Once when I had remarked on the affection often found between cat and dog, my friend replied, ‘yes, but I bet no dog would ever confess it to the other dogs.’ C.S. Lewis

Spelter figurine, early 20th century

Were I a petulant child from a wealthy family during Victorian times, I might consider eating minced cabbage from a sterling silver spoon embossed with a smoking dog.

Unidentified silver pattern

Whilst shopping in the finest haberdasheries at the turn of the century, one might carry an itemized notepad for essentials such as chemises, under vests, and servants’ aprons.

Max Myerson, The Pico Clothier, Hats, Shoes and Furnishings. Sanford, Florida

It must have been a Saturday night in Paris if Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Picasso, and Matisse gathered in your parlor for a chat about avant-garde literature and art. They probably sat on salon chairs, such as this one, with elaborately carved mahogany backs and velvet cushions.

During the past 15 years of researching smoking dogs, I have often been surprised. But when I found this chair, I couldn’t freaking believe it.

Actresses Bette Davis and Joan Crawford despised each other personally and professionally. They were fashionable in their own way, and both wore charm bracelets—jewelry with small ornaments that symbolized their personalities. Ms. Davis’ bracelet contained discs with the names of her movies, and hearts that represented her children. Ms. Crawford’s had inscriptions from lovers, friends, and four husbands.

Smoking Dog charm, 1960s; original owner unknown

There’s one in every family!

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“The mind feels its way into the very depths of the picture. The scraggy branches of a tree in the foreground run out at us as if they would scratch our eyes out.” Oliver Wendell Holmes, in his essay about the stereoview, ”The Age of Photography,” The Atlantic, June 1859

“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.” Harry Truman

Glass negative, early 20th century

“Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on.” William Shakespeare

Spelter figurine, early 20th century

If you had to describe a bulldog in one word, it would probably be “sleepy.”

Ronson table lighter with match striker, 1920.

Toby, Sherlock Holmes’ dog, has been described by Watson as an “ugly, long-haired, lop-eared creature, half spaniel and half lurcher, brown and white in colour, with a very clumsy waddling gait.”

Cutco Cutlery mascot, Sherlock the Hound Dog, 1940s.

“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul—chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” Anne Tyler

Wood carving, 1950s

In “Investigations of a dog,” Franz Kafka noted, “All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers, is contained in the dog.” Coming from Kafka, this must be a metaphor, right?

It’s hard to be sad when a forty-five pound puppy jumps in your lap and presses his nose against yours.

Learning to ride a tricycle has helped Heinrich develop critical thinking and motor skills.

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A Japanese proverb recommends: if you love your son, make him leave home.

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An excerpt from Vanity Fair magazine, Feb 18, 1888

Sir Charles Hall, British lawyer and politician, “skated well, and he acted in amateur theatricals. Being a gentleman of good presence, agreeable wit, and caressing manners, he was appointed Attorney-General to the Prince of Wales and to the Duchy of Cornwall. He is a welcome guest in the smartest of smart sets in English Society and a confirmed deer-stalker.” More importantly, perhaps, he owned a smoking dog.

W. Farren, Photographer, Rose Crescent, Cambridge

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” Rita Rudner

Mid-century modern porcelain “Spaghetti Poodle” with strands of porcelain fur.

Bamse, an official crew member of of the Royal Norwegian battleship Thorodd, had rescued more than one sailor during WWII. He was awarded the Norwegian George Cross for gallantry and was buried in 1944 with full military honors.

Cast metal figurine of Bamse

No longer in need of training wheels, Spartacus celebrates while peddling around the block.

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The website cigarforums.net asked its followers: Do smokers bite their pipe stems?

15.69% responded: Nope, never bite it

50.98%: Occasionally

29.41%: More often than not

3.92%: I chew it like it is gum

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“Your dog is the only one who loves you even if you haven’t showered or brushed your teeth for three days, but four days is pushing it.” Anonymous

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If I hadn’t discovered Smoking Dogs, I’d never have known that, in addition to writing some of the world’s most cherished fairytales, Hans Christian Anderson was an accomplished silhouette artist. He called his little masterpieces “scissor writing.”

A traditional silhouette is created by rapidly cutting out a profile on black paper. This one probably illustrates an unidentified fairytale.

Slide left to see how a silhouette is made. Please note: the artist has never done this before. [Mariah, can you do a video of the process of making a simple, amateurish silhouette of a smoking dog? I was thinking it could be done fast-forward like piccolo_photo_atelier]

“A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.” Ogden Nash

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An unidentified instructor at the French military riding academy poses, inexplicably, with a smoking dog, circa 1883.

Ancienne Maison Leroch, Victor Coue, Peintre-Photographe de l’Ecole Cavalerie de Samur, rue d’Orleans No 50

We might never know the name of this little dog, but he was loved enough to have been photographed by Thomas Johnson, Anerley, London SE, “Under the immediate Patronage of the Empress Eugenie, His Grace the Duke of Rutland, and the Earl of Stamford and Warrington.”

It’s a question for the ages: Why are Victorian chairs so low to the ground? Is it because our predecessors were shorter than we are? Or coiled springs, patented during the era, required the stability provided by short legs? Were these chairs designed to assist dressing in the fashionably voluminous clothing of the times? The most reasonable explanation: Short-legged chairs allowed our best friends to take the most comfortable seats in the house.

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“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” Robert Benchley

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“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” Bonnie Schacter

Bakelite figurine, 1 3/4” tall, 1930s

The British monarchy has included dogs in family portraits since the 1600s. Queen Victoria’s Dash and King Edward VII’s Caesar, among countless others, led lives as working dogs and as pets deserving royal recognition.

King Edward VII with unidentified friend

How did the photographer manage to keep this dog still, let alone with a pipe in his mouth?

Photographer A.H. Leach, Brighouse of Yorkshire, England

Pin-back buttons have long advertised, among other concepts, political slogans. During the 1928 presidential campaign, Secretary of Commerce Herbert Hoover was pro-Prohibition and known as the “dry candidate.” His wholesome catchphrase read “A Chicken in Every Pot.” NY Governor Al Smith opposed Prohibition and was known as the “wet candidate.” Smith’s slogan was (I’m not kidding, and I apologize in advance) “Vote for Al Smith and Make Your Wet Dreams Come True.” He didn’t win the election. Swipe left.

Photo for the “Vote for Al Smith and Make Your Wet Dreams Come True.” pin-back button courtesy of http://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/25561

 

Travel back to a simpler time: Sitting at your yellow Formica kitchen table with a cup of Folger’s, a raspberry Pop Tart, the morning paper, and your first smoke of the day.

Smoking Dog ashtray, 1960s

A gift of South Sea pearls in a large scallop shell guarded by a smoking dog will not go unnoticed at Christmastime.

Nodder, mid- to late 1800s

This is an undeniable truth: You can choose your family. According to the 2017 2018 APPA National Pet Owner Survey, approximately 47.5 million families identify their dogs as children, parents, aunts and uncles. More and more, people say they don’t own their dogs; instead, they share their lives. And in many homes, dogs have more photos than anyone else. We love our furry family members!

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Change is like putting lipstick on a bulldog. The bulldog’s appearance hasn’t improved, but now it’s really angry. Rosabeth Moss Kanter

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When I look into the eyes of an animal, I do not see an animal. I see a living being. I see a friend. I feel a soul. A.D. Williams

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No matter this pedigree—a descendant of royal lineage or the offspring of indeterminate background—the dogs on this site have stories to tell. Sometimes clues reveal who they were, where they lived and when. Some of them are historically significant; others, often unidentified, were undoubtedly considered the best dogs in the world by those who knew them.

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Nobody smokes a cigarette better than Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Her 10" long telescoping cigarette holder added glamour to an invention that reduced unglamorous nicotine from staining teeth, fingers, and gloves.

This Bakelite cigarette holder from the 1930s did not belong to Ms. Hepburn.

Santa Claus has smoked a variety of pipes over the centuries: the churchwarden, corncob, calabash, and meerschaum. But his favorite no-nonsense pipe has always been the billiard.

Brass stand and billiard, mid-century

 

Curiouser and curiouser. Is it inconceivable that a dachshund might enjoy riding on the back of an armadillo? Evidently not.

Canis in Armadillo [single space before TSM]

Tea Stained Madness

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. Edward Hoagland

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I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, “Eww, dog poop!” Jonah Goldberg

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Old Frank
Fine strong dog, Lived 17 years

Iowa, 1941

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog. Charles M. Schultz

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The cult tv series, “Boston Blackie,” featured a safecracker-turned-detective, his girlfriend, and their sidekick, Whitey the dog. Pictured: Whitey and costar Lois Collier, who said that working with Whitey was among the best experiences in her career. Slide left to see a clip from a 1953 episode, “False Face.”